GENDER: Superior to females
TURN ONS: bruises, porno, abusing women, porno, canibalism, ninjas, dave hitting me in the balls
TURN OFFS: cooked meat (unless you want to cook my meat baby) vegans, fat chicks, dave hitting me in the balls
FAVORITE FOOD: flesh of the weak
WEAPON OF CHOICE FOR A FIGHT AGAINST A MINOTAUR: swords
WEAPON OF CHOICE FOR A FIGHT AGAINST ANDREW ANTONE: teeth
WEAPON OF CHOICE FOR A FIGHT AGAINST MY OWN EVIL TWIN: tacks glued all over my naked body
FAVORITE TOUGH BANDS: dillinger escape plan, screaming children as i cut them, grenades falling on churches
FAVORITE ANIMAL: bear
LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL: women