GENDER: penis
TURNONS: Mary-Kate Olsen, dying sounds from amps, being fucking tough, people named harry, the olsen twins, and self ball piercings
TURNOFFS: buffalo horn thiefs, RA's, anthesthetics
BANDS: converge, posion the well, bane, thc, better think christian (BTC), avril lavigne, andrew antone
WHICH MIGHT DUCKS PLAYER WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH IF YOU WERE A GIRL: its a dead heat between #99 banks and the guy who did the figure skating
QUOTE: "whats all the talk about, wish we could figure out, whats all the noise about boys"
MOVIES THAT CHANGED MY LIFE: future cops, how the west was fun, and sex commandos